When one birthday no longer cuts it, make it two and get on with it. I really should pay more attention; I’m not aware that inmates are going to age up until the day arrives and the game lets me know. Happy Birthday Bob Newbie and MaryKay Shallow *Woo!*
Yeah MaryKay, it’s called gravity and your boobs just fell.
MaryKay is taking this aging up thing like an adult. Welcome to the club *cheers*