Bing, Bong, Bang, Boom

Operation ‘Clean Sweep’ Nets Four

A group of four squatters were recently charged with Defiant Trespass when they refused to leave the Abandoned Warehouse in Riverview.  The property is currently town-owned, and although it has been neglected, it certainly hasn’t been abandoned, not in any real sense.
Speaking for the group, Bobby Boom stated, “We’re living there until we make enough green to buy our own place, one that is up to our standards.  Should only take about $100k, or so.”
Today, Betty Bing, Bradley Bong, Biggie Bang, and Bobby Boom were sentenced to life in prison, with the possibility of parole.

Inmate #0008  Betty Bing
Charge: Defiant Trespass
Entry Date: Week 3, Day 7
Prison work assignment: Sculpting
Career prior to entry: Business, Level 1
Personal inventory upon entry: ChannonTec Outlaw SE (confiscated)

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Inmate #0009  Bradley Bong
Charge: Defiant Trespass
Entry Date: Week 3, Day 7
Prison work assignment: Gardening
Career prior to entry: Medical, Level 1
Personal inventory upon entry: ChannonTec Outlaw SE (confiscated)

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Inmate #0010  Biggie Bang
Charge: Defiant Trespass
Entry Date: Week 3, Day 7
Prison work assignment: Painting
Career prior to entry: Professional Sports, Level 1
Personal inventory upon entry: ChannonTec Outlaw SE (confiscated)

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Inmate #0011  Bobby Boom
Charge: Defiant Trespass
Entry Date: Week 3, Day 7
Prison work assignment: Inventing
Career prior to entry: Science, Level 1
Personal inventory upon entry: ChannonTec Outlaw SE (confiscated)

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Betty Bing hamming it up.screenshot-26screenshot-27

 

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